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Employment Opportunities:

 

UNCLE TYRELL NEEDS YOU!

Tyrell Corporation, LLC, has immediate openings in the exciting field of physical security and property protection.  We are seeking highly motivated individuals interested in short term employment as executive protection specialists. 

The ideal candidate possesses quick reflexes, excellent shooting skills, and a complete lack of morals.  Prison records a plus! 

An Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Seriously, “Tyrell Corporation” will be playing in a series of scenario games this year.  We play an evil corporation hungry for profit at all costs.  Maybe you work for such a company or have had dealings with one?  Now is your chance to make fun of them!

We need experienced role players and high-speed tourney shooters. 

Send your e-mails of interest to eldon@eviltyrellcorp.com

 

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DISCLAIMER:  This site is entirely fictional.  It's sole purpose is to lampoon corporate culture.  Please do not take any of this seriously.  Additional corporate thug opportunities may be found at Megacorp.  Send applications to Dr. Evil, Care of  Number One, Evil Volcano Lair 11111.