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Happy Funball (Stock Number: 9-23987kil-OOOPS)
Tyrell Toys presents: Happy Funball!
Happy Funball is the latest product from our "Weapons Recycling Program". The core of Happy Funball is a substance we discovered when a batch of nuclear and biological waste wound up in the same trash can. The result, after we subdued it with cattle prods, formed a fantastic material that retains 98% of its initial kinetic energy. This sucker will bounce right through your roof.*
Enjoy the fun a real "super" ball can produce in a confined space.
*Literally. Use caution. Do not expose Happy Funball to direct sunlight, excessive heat or cold, moisture, petroleum products, household pets, or Nick and Jessica. Do not feed after midnight. Do not taunt Happy Funball. Good luck!
