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Nuclear Hand Grenade (Stock Number: 9-a9204m-BUUM)       

(GSA Schedule Number: 6-35-2005-ABGBANG)

Need nuclear destruction but can't afford a sophisticated delivery system?  Tyrell's Nuclear Hand Grenade (NHG) is the answer!  With all the proven convenience of a conventional hand grenade, the NHG delivers an atomic punch to any foe. 

It's so easy to use:

1. Grip firmly

2. Pull pin 

3. Release safety lever

4. Throw 10.5 kilometers

Caution: You only have four seconds to perform this operation.*

Yields 1.5 megatons. 

*Caution: We Do Not Recommend "COOKING OFF" the NUCLEAR HAND GRENADE!  

Another Satisfied Customer!