If MFE can change this yutz's life, imagine what it can do for you!
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| Need to bulk up but can't stand to work out? Steroid side effects got you down? Then try the latest product from Tyrell's Genetics Division: Miracle Fitness Elixir (MFE)! This all natural supplement (meaning it was made on planet Earth) is guaranteed to increase muscle mass 100% in a matter of minutes without exercise!* | ||
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If MFE can change this yutz's life, imagine what it can do for you! |
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| * THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. BUT WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST--A SHADOWY GOVERNMENT AGENCY OR AN HONEST, MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION? | ||
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